David Gallagher credited as playing...
Simon Camden
- Mary Camden: This can't happen. This is my senior year and I have a scholarship to play basketball. I mean, somebody has to do something.
- Simon Camden: Why did he lock you guys out?
- Matt Camden: Mom had two babies, Dad just had a heart attack, and now this? They have enough going on without having to worry about without the stuff. You're supposed to be the oldest. How can Mom and Dad trust that you can keep an eye on everyone else when you can't keep an eye on yourself?
- Mary Camden: Oh, boy. One more lecture on how it is to be the oldest. How many times do I have to hear this stuff from you?
- Matt Camden: Until you get it right.
- Mary Camden: Go away! And take your lemony-scented self with you.
- Simon Camden: It's not like I hurt anyone.
- Annie Camden: I don't care. It's an incredible rude and vulgar gesture that should never be shown in public or anywhere else for that matter. You're lucky you still have those fingers!
- Simon Camden: My friends and I do that kind of things to each other all the time, and no one cares. It's... It's a guy thing.
- Annie Camden: It is not a guy thing.
- Simon Camden: How would you know?
- Rev. Eric Camden: You know, I'll admit that there was an unfortunate element of bad timing at work. On the other hand you know, your mom and I aren't fans of that particular gesture. I's disrespectful. It's rude and obscene.
- Simon Camden: But I was just hanging out. Being one of the guys.
- Rev. Eric Camden: I get it. I really do. There's something great about hanging out with just the guys you know, as long as being one of the guys doesn't mean being swayed by the guys. 'Cause for some reason a lot of guys do really stupid things when they're with the other guys, you know? Things that they wouldn't even think of doing if they were alone. And I just don't want you to lose your great ability to think and make decisions for yourself.