Kim Johnston Ulrich credited as playing...
Elaine
- "Hannibal" Smith: [stiffling a laugh] How many times did you con this guy, Face? I bet he was your number one stooge.
- Elaine: He talked about you constantly. Always told me what a great guy you were.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: I am a great guy! Barry was interested in pirates, and for twenty bucks I sold him a treasure map.
- "B.A." Baracus: I'm glad I didn't know you when I was a kid.
- Elaine: [wearing a police uniform] Excuse me, Templeton Peck?
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Eh, me? Oh, no, no, no, I'm, eh, Teddy Peddleton, I, eh...
- [tries to walk away, pulls off his name tag as she grabs his arm]
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Oh this, I must have picked up the wrong name tag, I...
- Elaine: Don't let the uniform scare you, I'm just a meter maid. I'm Barry Green's sister.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Barry Green doesn't have a sister.
- Elaine: When he was sixteen, my family adopted him.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Oh, well that's great, eh...
- [tries to walk again, but is grabbed by the arm once more]
- Elaine: Listen, I came today hoping you'd be here. I haven't heard from Gary in two weeks.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Ah, well, I haven't heard from Gary in twenty years.