George Peppard credited as playing...
John 'Hannibal' Smith
- John "Hannibal" Smith: [after the bad guys blow up a car with Kid Harmon's tarp over it] I can't believe you did that, you just destroyed an expensive racing car.
- Scarface: Yeah, I'm all broken hearted.
- John "Hannibal" Smith: Well, I'm sure when Mr. Kyle Ludwig finds out you blew up *his* car, he's going to break more than that.
- Scarface: What?
- B.A. Baracus: Told you you didn't want to do that, sucker.
- John "Hannibal" Smith: You must be Kyle Lovesick.
- Kyle Ludwig: Ludwig! Kyle Ludwig. Who are you supposed to be, huh?
- John "Hannibal" Smith: I'm the clean racing fairy. This is my helper
- [indicating B.A]
- John "Hannibal" Smith: How's it going, Jack?
- Jack Harmon: Yeah.
- [recognizing Hannibal]
- Jack Harmon: John! What are you doing here?
- John "Hannibal" Smith: We'll talk later.
- Jack Harmon: But Colonel Decker will be here looking for ya.
- John "Hannibal" Smith: Hm. I'd be disappointed if he wasn't.
- Kyle Ludwig: You're dead.
- John "Hannibal" Smith: That's why I'm the clean racing fairy.
- [to B.A]
- John "Hannibal" Smith: Don't waste your pixie dust on him, you'd need a ton of it.