Carroll O'Connor credited as playing...
Archie Bunker
- Claire Packer: My father had a word for people who think and talk like you.
- Archie Bunker: I ain't interested.
- Claire Packer: Mr. Bunker, you are a meathead!
- Archie Bunker: [Stunned] What was that word I heard?
- Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: Meathead, Arch. That means dead from the neck up.
- Archie Bunker: Listen, sis, I got a word of advice for you. Women and politics is like oil and gasoline - they don't mix. It's against nature.
- Claire Packer: Why, Mr. Bunker, you sound like a male chauvinist.
- Archie Bunker: Right, an ordinary taxpayer. Now you better stop runnin' for public office and start runnin' there for a husband, 'cause I wanna tell ya, from where I sit, you got some running to do.
- Archie Bunker: Well, it's nice to meet you too there, Miss Claire Packer, so's I can give you a piece of my mind. You know somethin', if you liberals go on getting your way we're all gonna hear one big, loud flush - that's the sound of the U.S. of A. going down the toilet!
- Archie Bunker: Salvatore, Feldman, O'Reilly, Nelson. We got an Italian, a Jew, an Irishman and a regular American there. That's what I call a balanced ticket.