Wendy Schaal credited as playing...
Francine Smith
- Francine Smith: I was finally making friends, Stan. How could you ruin my party?
- Stan Smith: It was easy. I just yelled "Terrorist!" and everyone ran away. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were asking, how did I ruin your party? And I'm like, you were there, baby. You had a front row seat.
- Francine Smith: Stan, let them out. This isn't funny.
- Stan Smith: Oh, oh, Linda's making a run for the gate!
- [Electrified noise, Linda screams]
- Stan Smith: Come on, Francine. You can't tell me that's not funny.
- Stan Smith: So, what part of Islam do you hail from?
- Bob: Well, my parents were from Iran, but I was born in Cleveland.
- Stan Smith: Really? You know, we also have a Cleveland here in America. And it'd be just super if you didn't blow it up.
- Francine Smith: So, the block party starts at 3:00pm and goes 'till question mark. It's pot luck, so bring whatever you want.
- Stan Smith: But not smallpox.
- [laughs]
- Stan Smith: Kidding. Kind of joking, but not really.
- Francine Smith: Say hi to Betty for me!
- Tuttle: Oh, I would, but she died six months ago. The big C.
- Francine Smith: Cancer?
- Tuttle: No, the big letter C from the Coca-Cola sign. Fell right on top of her.
- Linda: [holds up glass] To new friends.
- Francine Smith: You guys, I have a confession to make. This wasn't a theme party. I was just covering for Stan.
- Bob: Sweetheart, we know. We've encountered people like him before.
- Francine Smith: You have?!
- Bob: Oh, sure. But I gotta say, even though Stan's a suspicious, xenophobic vigilante, he's still a hundred times better than our last neighbors.
- [laughs]
- Bob: They were black.