Andy Griffith credited as playing...
Andy Taylor
- Andy Taylor: [explaining Colonel Harvey's product] The Colonel calls it elixir. Other names are hooch, booze, happy water, Old Red-Eye. in other words, ladies, you got gassed!
- Barney Fife: Andy, I don't like to say this, but...
- Andy Taylor: You don't have to.
- Barney Fife: Was anybody else, I'd say she was tiddly!
- Andy Taylor: Was anybody else, you'd be right, but she won't even allow fruitcake in the house on account of a brother she had.
- Andy Taylor: That stuff of the Colonel's that's supposed to purge the body and lift the spirit? Actually, what it does is give ya a buzz.
- Colonel Harvey: [trying to give Andy a bottle of elixir, on the house] No, please, Sheriff, test it! See if it doesn't make you feel better!
- Andy Taylor: I feel fine. Let's go, Barney.
- Colonel Harvey: [pityingly] None so blind as those who will not see.
- Andy Taylor: [when Colonel Harvey insists he just wants to help people] Yeah, I guess there *is* a great need.
- Colonel Harvey: Sheriff, if you only knew. If you only knew.
- Andy Taylor: Augusta always enjoyed poor health as long as i can remember, but you always been healthy.
- Aunt Bee Taylor: Andy, I'm sorry!
- Andy Taylor: Oh, that's all right, Aunt Bee. You had a good time. I tell you the truth, I'm gonna kind of miss that singin'. Hey, I got a idea! For supper tonight, why don't you make a nice, big rum cake and get back on that piano stool!
- Aunt Bee Taylor: Oh, Andy, please!
- Andy Taylor: Ladies! Ladies! I... I hate to break in on you like this, but, uh... this is a raid. That's right, ladies, you're all under arrest!