Andy Griffith credited as playing...
Andy Taylor
- Barney Fife: Bringin' in a prisoner, Sheriff!
- Andy Taylor: Well, what happened?
- Barney Fife: Parked his car in front of a fire plug. I wrote him out a ticket and you know what he did?
- Andy Taylor: What?
- Barney Fife: Tore it up in teeny, little pieces! That's what he did!
- Andy Taylor: Wait a minute. Did you do like Barney said, Ben?
- Ben Weaver: What if I did?
- Andy Taylor: Well, that's contempt of the law. I hope you got yourself a good explanation.
- Ben Weaver: I have.
- Andy Taylor: Yeah? What is it?
- Ben Weaver: I got contempt for the law around here!
- Barney Fife: Hey, Andy! Remember the Hubacher brothers?
- Andy Taylor: Oh, yeah. They sent us a card this year, did they?
- Barney Fife: Yeah. They always send out such nice family pictures.
- Andy Taylor: Where are they now?
- Barney Fife: Up in State Prison.
- Andy Taylor: [looking at the picture on the card] Hey, look at that Elmer.
- Barney Fife: He's the baby, ain't he?
- Andy Taylor: Yeah.
- [reading the card]
- Andy Taylor: Merry Christmas from State Prison.
- Barney Fife: I think it's just wonderful that they're all together at Christmas.
- Andy Taylor: I tell ya the truth, if a fella was tryin' to get hisself into jail, he couldn't do a better job than...
- Ben Weaver: Oh, you're crazy! Why would I do a fool thing like that?
- Andy Taylor: Yeah. Why would you, Ben?
- Andy Taylor: [releases Sam on the moonshining charge due to lack of evidence because the jug is empty] I wouldn't be surprised if Ben's full of the evidence right now.