Andy Griffith credited as playing...
Andy Taylor
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: [Addressing the Darling boys after meeting their newborn niece] You boys must be pretty proud to be uncles?
- Briscoe Darling: [Explaining after the boys remain silent with a blank stare] Oh, they're too choked up to say anything.
- Briscoe Darling: Lets git outta here! You got witchery in your house!
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Just a little on my Mama's side. Don't hold it against me.
- Briscoe Darling: Don't touch me! It might be catchy!
- Charlene Darling Wash: How old is he, Sheriff?
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Ten.
- Briscoe Darling: Well, that ain't so bad, Charlene. Your Ma was 17 when I was 30. Of course, I was her second husband, you know. Her first husband got run over by a team of hogs.
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: It's hard to say no to a man that won't take no as part of the English language.