David Boreanaz credited as playing...
Angel
- Wesley: Well, we're hardly prepared to face a demon of Deevak's caliber in our current condition.
- Charles Gunn: You ready to pack it in? Only reason I called you was 'cause y'all supposed to be the demon experts.
- Angel: Wesley's right. Three vamps, we should have been able to take them all a lot easier and faster than we did. We need to regroup.
- Charles Gunn: Maybe the rest of you need a little down time, but I'm gonna track down Jameel and make him talk.
- Cordelia Chase: When you do find him, you may wanna be a little more Guy Pearce in "L.A Confidential" and a little less Michael Madsen in "Reservoir Dogs."
- Charles Gunn: I haven't bothered to see a movie since Denzel was robbed at the Oscars for "Malcolm X." Later.
- [first lines]
- Lorne: 'Send In The Clowns' and 'Tears Of A Clown', both in one night. What a treat.
- Angel: Yeah, well, I, uh, was sorta going for a, you know, medley kind of a thing.
- Lorne: Yeah, yeah. More of a due-dly really, wasn't it?
- Angel: I couldn't come up with a third.
- Lorne: You know, still, I've never seen you open up like that before. Now tell the truth, you've been practicing, haven't you?
- Angel: A little.
- Lorne: Probably not in front of the mirror.
- Angel: In the shower.
- Lorne: Yeah, it so shows.
- Angel: You think?
- Lorne: You really put your heart into it. Question is, what happens to it now?
- Angel: It?
- Lorne: Your heart, you big softie. It may not be beating, but it can still break.
- Angel: What do you mean?
- Lorne: Well, just that you've come to a bend in your own personal uphill road, bro. Whether or not that slows you down, well, that's up to you.
- Wesley: Come on. What are you waiting for?
- Angel: [holds up a pink motorcycle helmet] I-I-I really don't think it's gonna fit.
- Wesley: Oh, of course it will. Put it on.
- Angel: You know, I-I don't need a helmet for protection.
- Wesley: Angel. It's the law in California. Do you want us to get pulled over?
- Angel: No.
- Wesley: Then what's the problem?
- Angel: Well, it-it's just, you know... the whole... visibility issue, not to mention the whole hat-head thing, and, you know, when you really think about it, how come I have to wear the ladies' helmet?
- Wesley: Stop being such a wanker and put it on!
- [Angel resignedly dons the pink helmet]
- Wesley: Looks good. Hop on board, gorgeous.
- Angel: You'll pay for this.
- Angel: Darla. I was afraid you weren't coming.
- Darla: Mmm, don't be silly, silly! I've been here the whole time.
- Angel: You have?
- Darla: Mm-hmm, just waiting for you. Aren't you going to ask me to dance?
- Angel: [they begin to dance] I still can't believe you're here. I mean, I killed you.
- Darla: I'm over that. You haven't told anyone else about these dates of ours, have you?
- Angel: No. I want you all to myself.
- Darla: Hmm... I know how you feel.
- Angel: It's so strange.
- Darla: But good.
- Angel: But good.
- Lorne: Somebody get these two love-vamps a room!
- [last lines]
- Darla: You take care of so many people, but who takes care of you?
- Angel: [smiling] You do.
- Darla: That's right. I do. Come on. Come on. Leak back. Now, you just relax and let Darla take care of you. How's that?
- Angel: Good.
- Darla: I'm just getting started, baby. I know how to please you. All you have to do is let me. I could just eat you up.