Charisma Carpenter credited as playing...
Cordelia Chase
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: That's so typical of your kind.
- Cordelia Chase: Well, at least I'm not a sheep like you.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: I am not a sheep!
- Cordelia Chase: You are such a sheep! You've never had a single opinion that you didn't read in a book.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: At least I've opened a book.
- Cordelia Chase: Oh, don't even try with the snooty, wooly boy. I was top ten percent of my class!
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: What class? Advanced Bosoms?
- Cordelia Chase: OH!
- Angel: Hey! What the hell's goin' on here?
- Cordelia Chase: We were just discussing whether or not we should offer to pay Gunn.
- Angel: No, you weren't.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Well, our discussions tend to go about three minutes, then it's strictly name calling and hair pulling.
- Cordelia Chase: Ebeneezer here doesn't wanna share the wealth.
- Cordelia Chase: I can't get this bandage to... Stop moving!
- Angel: I'm not.
- Cordelia Chase: Well, then stop breathing.
- Angel: I don't breathe.
- Cordelia Chase: Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: That's an ugly looking wound.
- Angel: It doesn't feel pretty either.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: We should definitely approach this girl with caution. I guess you already figured that out.
- Angel: She's very powerful. We gotta find out everything we can about her.
- Cordelia Chase: Like, oh, say, her name?
- Angel: I was impaled at the time.
- Cordelia Chase: Of course. Perfectly understandable.
- Angel: Do you know how hard it is to think straight with a re-bar through your torso?
- Cordelia Chase: Actually, I do. Benefits of a Sunnydale education. No address or anything?
- Angel: She said she was staying with a friend.
- Cordelia Chase: Well, that narrows it down to people with friends.
- [to Wesley]
- Cordelia Chase: Where do we keep that list?
- Charles Gunn: [about his axe] Isn't this the thing? Some of the kids in my camp put it together for me. Thought I might get the chance to stick it in somethin' tonight.
- Cordelia Chase: Men are all alike.
- Angel: Would you like some tea?
- Bethany Chaulk: Yeah, please.
- Cordelia Chase: You shouldn't worry. Angel does this kind of thing all the time.
- Bethany Chaulk: Makes tea?
- Cordelia Chase: Helps people. You know, he helps people with problems.
- Bethany Chaulk: [to Cordelia] So what's wrong with you?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Where to begin?
- Cordelia Chase: What did you say to her?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: I mentioned her father.
- Cordelia Chase: Well, who's her father?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: No, it's- The sort of trauma that can produce this level of psychic power usually involves abuse of some kind, very early on. You'd mentioned a sexual vibe, she made that crack about family business. Statistically speaking, the father was the best guess.
- Cordelia Chase: There's not enough yuck in the world.
- Angel: [to Wesley] You're gone.
- Cordelia Chase: You can't fire Wesley! I'll quit, too! Unless you're firm.
- Cordelia Chase: Don't bone my boss.
- Bethany Chaulk: What?
- Cordelia Chase: Angel. He's strictly a no-bone.
- Cordelia Chase: Top of the middle of the day to you too. And no, no leads worth mentioning. Of course, we lost a little time during my forty five minutes of sleep. Good thing I left some clothes here, or you'd be smelling me even now.
- Bethany Chaulk: So, are you and Angel...?
- Cordelia Chase: Oh, no. I like my men less broody and more spendy.
- Charles Gunn: The fair Cordelia. You still saving my life?
- Cordelia Chase: Every minute.
- Charles Gunn: How's that working out?
- Cordelia Chase: You're alive, aren't you?