John Bauman: Tom Dover (Singer #1)
Branimaniacs/The Warners and the Beanstalk/Frontier Slappy
Animaniacs
John Bauman credited as playing...
Tom Dover (Singer #1)
- Tom Dover, Dick Dover, Larry Dover: [singing] Daniel Boone was a big dang bird. Yes, a really big bird. But he didn't know that his disguise was pretty absurd.
- Daniel Boone: QUIET! You dadgum idiots. This is a dang good disguise. Heh heh heh, that old squirrel will think I'm just a big woodpecker. I'll peck down this tree right in front of her.
- Slappy Squirrel: Ah, there's no rest for the elderly. Hey! Are you Daniel Boone?
- Daniel Boone: Shoot, no. I'm a big woodpecker.
- Slappy Squirrel: Get out of here with that woodpecker thing, there. You're Boone!
- Daniel Boone: No, I ain't. My daddy was a big woodpecker and his daddy before him. Can't you see I'm-a peckin' at your tree for bugs and such?
- Slappy Squirrel: I guess you really are a big woodpecker.
- Daniel Boone: Dang straight.
- Slappy Squirrel: Then here, I made you some woodpecker lunch.
- [reveals a plate full of rotting dead insects]
- Daniel Boone: That's... right neighborly of you, ma'am.
- Slappy Squirrel: Yeah, there's nothin' like dead bugs mixed with manure and served with a big piece of rotten bark, eh woody?
- [Daniel runs off gagging]
- Tom Dover, Dick Dover, Larry Dover: [singing] Daniel Boone was a great big guy. Yes, a big sick guy. He lost his lunch all over the trees and sky.
- Slappy Squirrel: That's nice singin'. They remind me of "Up With People".
- Tom Dover, Dick Dover, Larry Dover: [singing] Daniel Boone was a great big jerk. Yes, a stupid jerk. He had another dumb plan that more than likely wouldn't work.
- Daniel Boone: That ties it! You boys are fired! Come on down from there and get!
- Tom Dover: Hey, what's the big idea? You can't just fire us!
- Dick Dover: Yeah, who do you think you are? Hey, we got rights, you know! Wait a second!
- Larry Dover: We have a contract!
- Tom Dover: Our agent said two weeks work.
- Tom Dover, Dick Dover, Larry Dover: [All arguing at once]
- Daniel Boone: I said get! I'm gonna blow this here tree and that old squirrel sky-high! And I don't need no dang smart-aleck chorus! If'n I can't have that tree, then nobody's gonna have it.
- [cackles]
- Daniel Boone: Now there's gonna be a big hole in the ground. I could make it into a root cellar or a... root cellar.