Matt Maiellaro credited as playing...
Err
- Ignignokt: [after having stolen Carl's pornography collection and dresser] This pornography is infinitely excellent. This dresser, however, is not. Burn it, Meatwad.
- Err: Yeah, burn it!
- Meatwad: But that's where Carl keeps his clothes!
- Ignignokt: These women don't have any clothes on, and they seem happy.
- Err: Yeah, they're kissin' each other!
- Ignignokt: And you want Carl to be forever kissed, don't you?
- Meatwad: Hey you guys, did you say that it would be easy to get whatever I want, like a ten speed, because that's what I really want.
- Ignignokt: Getting it is easy. Filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not.
- Err: Yeah, see, those dogs, they can smell ANYTHING. So you gotta kick 'em in the throat.
- Meatwad: Well hey now, guys, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here... but I would kill somebody... in front of their own mama... to get a ten speed. And if any witnesses testify against me, I'll gouge their eyes out.
- Ignignokt: Come on, Meatman. Let's go break the law to fulfill your primitive needs.
- Meatwad: Well, I don't think so. Last time you were here you threw me at an old lady's mailbox and you made me moon Boy Scout Troop No. 324.
- Err: Ha ha, ha ha! We did!
- Ignignokt: Well... this time we won't.
- Meatwad: Okay, cool. Let me just get my keys.
- Err: Ya all have any eggs?
- Shake: I don't know guys. Lemme check.
- Err: 'Cause I'm totally gonna mess someone's house up!
- Ignignokt: Yes, eggs or pot... either one.
- Meatwad: Hey, ah, Frylock, do we have any pot?
- Frylock: No, we don't! Marijuana is illegal.
- Err: What about nitrous, man?
- Ignignokt: Shut up, Err.