Dave Willis: Meatwad • Carl Brutananadilewski • Ignignokt

T-Shirt of the Living Dead

Meatwad • Carl Brutananadilewski • Ignignokt

Santa Claus: Ohhh, thank you Frylock.
[gasps]
Santa Claus: If I survive... I'M GONNA BEAT THE F*CK OUT OF THAT LITTLE MEATBALL.
Frylock: Santa, I am SO SORRY. Meatwad just... he got a little carried away...
Santa Claus: He got A LOT carried away. You know that remote control racecar he's been wanting? Oh, he's gonna get it... FAR... UP HIS ASS!
Frylock: Now, now, Santa... calm down...
Santa Claus: Might see if the reindeers like MEAT this year!
Frylock: Now lie down Santa, just... rest now, okay?
Santa Claus: Oh, you! You're his asswipe roommate, aren't you? Oh, if I go down, who will deliver the toys? YOU? You have no idea how it works, do you? Don't even have a clue. Y'know what? Let me borrow your phone. HO HO HO HO. I'm gonna call the POLICE.
Frylock: No, I don't think so. You're not going to do that.
Santa Claus: I-is that a mirror? B-bring that to me. How does my face look?
Frylock: Well... you'll be okay, soon as you grow... your beard back... and your eyebrows...
Santa Claus: I'm Horror Claus! Oh, God... it's getting cold in here...
Frylock: Meatwad, Get in here!
Santa Claus: Yes, take a look at WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!

Shake: What are we doing here Frylock? I mean, Egypt doesn't even exist! I mean, you don't hear DMX rap about it.
Meatwad: I find this, highly effiligent, in, edumacationists, for my brain. Because, I am smart boy.

Santa Claus: Meatwad, why did you wake me up in the middle of July?
Meatwad: I want me some presents. I've been a good boy for the first quarter and most of the second quarter of this year.
Santa Claus: It's the middle of
[bleep]
Santa Claus: ing July! Those Faggoty elves don't even come in until September.
Meatwad: Santa, I need presents. I need a unicycle, a banana suit, and a banana hat to wear with the banana suit.
Santa Claus: Well, then I'll just waltz on down to the Free Present store! Do you know how much those things cost?

Meatwad: Our minds must be conflicting because you say plague of snakes and all I hear is Easter bunny, Easter bunny, Easter bunny.

Santa Claus: Thank you Frylock, for saving my life. Because if I survive this... I'm going to beat the shit out of that meatball!
Frylock: Santa, it's not his fault. He just got a little carried away.
Santa Claus: He got A LOT carried away. You know that remote control racecar Meatwads been wanting for Christmas? Oh he's gonna get it... FAR UP HIS ASS!
Frylock: Santa, calm down you're going into shock.
Santa Claus: Maybe I'll see if the reindeers like MEAT this year.
Frylock: Santa, you should be fine by Christmas time.
Santa Claus: Well then who will deliver the presents to the children? You have NO idea how it works do you? How about you get me a phone. Ho Ho Ho I'm calling the police.
Frylock: No No Santa, you don't have to do that.
Santa Claus: Get me a mirror I want to see myself.
Frylock: I don't think that's the best idea.
Santa Claus: Oh God, I'm Horror Claus!
Frylock: Meatwad, Get in here!
Santa Claus: Yes, see what you've done to me!