Dave Willis credited as playing...
Meatwad • Carl Brutananadilewski
- Meatwad: This one old boy, he give me a job mopping up late night at this children's apparel store. He said that I made a worser mess than it was. Dat's discrimination.
- Meatwad: This one time I rent me a pressure washer, start my own business called "Meatwad Pressure Washing." But then I's told, "You got to have a license for that." I said, "License? I ain't even s'posed to be in this country!" And then he got all mad.
- Frylock: Now, we're gonna walk past him -- don't even look at him -- and go right to pool.
- [the Aqua Teens exit their house as the Wisdom Cube tries to get their attention]
- The Wisdom Cube: Excuse me, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir? Excuse me? Excuse me, sir? Sir? Sir? Hey, sir, sir!
- Meatwad: Is he talking to us?
- Frylock: Meatwad, don't.
- Meatwad: [rolling over to go talk to the Wisdom Cube] Yes?
- Frylock: Meatwad!
- Master Shake: [pulling Frylock away] Leave him, he's dead to us.