James Hayter credited as playing...
Mr. Tebbs
- Mr. Percival Tebbs: No one was allowed into the Club without his tie.
- Miss Brahms: But girls don't wear ties.
- Mr. Lucas: You could have Club Drawers
- Mr. Humphries: Mrs Slocombe wouldn't be allowed in without her drawers.
- Mr. Lucas: [Mrs Slocombe and Mr Lucas stand up] It wasn't me, it was him
- [points to Mr Humphries]
- Mrs. Slocombe: Mr Humphries, I'm surprised at you!
- Mr. Percival Tebbs: What are we voting about?
- Mr. Humphries: It's about being rude to Mrs Slocombe.
- Mr. Percival Tebbs: [raising his hand] I've no objection to that.