Justine Bateman credited as playing...
Nellie
- Nellie Bluth: [Michael finishes a long-winded boring, story] Wow, what a great story.
- Narrator: It wasn't great. Nellie was just a good listener. All prostitutes are.
- Narrator: And Nellie had a list of "won'ts".
- Nellie Bluth: Please refrain from any
- [bleep]
- Nellie Bluth: or
- [bleep]
- Nellie Bluth: -ing or
- [bleep]
- Nellie Bluth: -isting or
- [bleep]
- Nellie Bluth: -ing or finger
- [bleep]
- Nellie Bluth: or
- [bleep]
- Nellie Bluth: or even
- [bleep]
- Nellie Bluth: . And please use a
- [bleep]
- Nellie Bluth: when you
- [bleep]
- Nellie Bluth: me. And if any of this winds up on the internet, I will
- [bleep]
- Nellie Bluth: you in the
- [bleep]
- Nellie Bluth: .
- Tom: Our computers don't work on the internet.