Sela Ward credited as playing...
Calendar Girl • Page Monroe
- Calendar Girl: Strange, isn't it? Dinosaurs have been dead for millions of years, yet they still get parts in movies.
- [after Calendar Girl is caught, a police officer pulls off her mask]
- Calendar Girl: NO! DON'T LOOK AT ME!
- [She writhes around, trying to hide her face. Batman and Batgirl are watching from above]
- Batgirl: But... she's beautiful.
- Batman: She can't see that now. All she can see are the flaws.
- Calendar Girl: Yes, I was gorgeous once. I had everything. I used to be a face. I used to be *the* face. Until you destroyed me, destroyed my career. I tried to get it back. For ten years, I starved, sweated, subjected my body to surgery after surgery, and for what? Days became weeks, weeks became years, until my time ran out. Now I only have one holiday left to celebrate: the day of the dead. And you're going to celebrate it with me.
- Miss Solstice: No! Please! I'm too young to die!
- Calendar Girl: Honey, you're never too thin and you're never too young.
- Batman: Let her go.
- Calendar Girl: I have no quarrel with her. She's just another tragic victim. I have what I came for.