The Benny Hill Show (TV Series)
Show 12 (1972)
Benny Hill: Self - Host, Various
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Quotes
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Amos Thripp : No birds, no bees,/no flowers, no trees./No wonder, November.
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Amos Thripp : Actually, last summer, I did get a touch of the cucumber blight. It don't usually attack people, only cucumbers. But I went along to the doctor and he put some blue unction on it. It's all right now.
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Percy Thrower : You should learn to call it fertilizer.
Amos Thripp : It took me ten years to learn to call it manure,
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Percy Thrower : Even before you met her, I understand your wife was a keen horticulturist.
Amos Thripp : Well, Perce, what she done before she married me is her own concern.
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Moira Anderson : Should a body meet a body coming through the rye./ If you dare to touch my body, I shall black your eye.
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Bettine Le Beau : Ooo, what's this thing called, love?
director : Hold it! Stop. No, it's "What is this thing, called love?"