Self - Host
Tony (segment "The Wrestler")
Dirk Simmons (segment "The Wrestler")
Grant (segment "The Wrestler")
Moammar (segment "The Wrestler")
Gus McGrath (segment "The Escape")
Jim Dunn (segment "The Escape")
Brunette Prison Guard (segment "The Escape")
Blonde Prison Guard (segment "The Escape")
Miranda (segment "Dead Friday")
Jody Griffith (segment "Dead Friday") (as Kayren Ann Butler)
Marcus Watkins (segment "Dead Friday")
Keith Porter (segment "Dead Friday")
Patricia McDonnell (segment "Dead Friday")
Jim McDaniel (segment "Ghost Visitor")
Donald T. Blanchard (segment "Ghost Visitor")
Douglas T. Taggarene (segment "Ghost Visitor")
Linda (segment "Ghost Visitor")
Ann Ross (segment "The Lady in a Black Dress")
Julie Ross (segment "The Lady in a Black Dress")
Aunt Lillian (segment "The Lady in a Black Dress")
Saleswoman (segment "The Lady in a Black Dress")
Self - Announcer (voice)