Maitland Ward credited as playing...
Rachel McGuire
- Shawn Hunter: My soap opera name is Patrick Trailer Park.
- Angela Moore: Well, mine is Shawnene Martin Luther King Boulevard.
- [Everyone stares]
- Angela Moore: Gosh, I gotta get some black friends.
- Rachel McGuire: So, Topanga what's your middle name?
- Topanga Lawrence: I don't wanna play.
- Jack Hunter: Why not?
- Topanga Lawrence: I have a weird middle name.
- Jack Hunter: Your first name's Topanga. What could your middle name be? Shmaboogie?
- Rachel McGuire: So you take your middle name and you put it with the street that you live on.
- Jack: And that's your soap opera name?
- Eric: Yeah. Like mine is Kimberly Beaumont.
- Eric: Jonathan Cumberland.
- Jack: Eric, your middle name is Randall.
- Eric: Tony Randall. The Odd Couple!
- Jack: Don't you listen to the rules?
- Eric: Who is Tony Randall?
- Jack: Right. You win.
- Eric: I always win