Nicholas Brendon credited as playing...
Xander Harris
- Buffy Summers: We need to analyze that burger. We need to find out if it used to be people.
- Xander Harris: [mouth full of burger] What...? People?
- Buffy Summers: Xander, you ate the burger?
- Xander Harris: Well, first you say it's cat. Then you come in, hand me a burger. Blah, blah, blah. Five minutes later, "Oh, and by the way, it happens to be hot, delicious, human flesh"?
- [on invading the Trio's lair]
- Willow Rosenberg: A-And they had other stuff, you know, Razor scooters, and pictures of the Vulcan woman on Enterprise.
- Xander Harris: Ooh!
- [at Anya's look]
- Xander Harris: I mean, nerds.
- [first lines]
- Xander Harris: Now, I get Warren being a super-villain type, but I thought Jonathan completely learned that lesson. I've never even heard of this other guy.
- Willow Rosenberg: You should have seen their headquarters. It was like the nerd natural habitat.
- Xander Harris: It's fast food. I have swum these murky waters, my friend. There's the assorted creepiness. There's staring. There's the enthusiastic not-showing-up-at-all.
- Xander Harris: An, that was Buffy. She's working late, so I might have to go-
- [turns]
- Xander Harris: *Yike*!
- Halfrek: I have been called, and vengeance shall I wreak. Cower, masculine one. Tremble as you face my wrath.
- Anya: [entering] Xander, I'm starting to think that maybe we should do a potluck thing.
- Xander Harris: Honey.
- [Anya notices Halfrek and gasps]
- Xander Harris: Hello. I am here to tear this man apart. How many pieces do you wish?
- Anya: Halfrek!
- Halfrek: Anyanka? Oh, my God!
- [laughs]
- Anya: Hi!
- [hugs Halfrek]
- Halfrek: Hi! How are you? How are you?
- Xander Harris: You two... You know each other?
- Anya: Funny, Halfrek. I didn't summon you to kill Xander. I called to invite you to our wedding.
- Halfrek: You- Oh, my- What an embarrassing mistake.