Charisma Carpenter credited as playing...
Cordelia Chase
- Cordelia Chase: This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town. Angel's joined *his* team. The Slayer's a basket case. I'd say we've hit bottom.
- Xander Harris: I have a plan.
- Cordelia Chase: Oh no! Here's a lower place.
- Cordelia Chase: So does looking at guns really make girls wanna have sex? That's scary.
- Xander Harris: Yeah, I guess.
- Cordelia Chase: Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
- Xander Harris: I'm 17. Look at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
- Willow Rosenberg: Do you think he's dead?
- Buffy Summers: We can't be sure. Pick up the pieces and keep them separate.
- Cordelia Chase: Pieces? We get the pieces. Our job sucks!
- Cordelia Chase: Care to let me in on the plan I'm a part of?
- Xander Harris: No.
- Cordelia Chase: Why not?
- Xander Harris: Because if I tell you, then you won't do it. Just meet me at Willow's house in half an hour and wear something trashy... er...
- Cordelia Chase: Well, does looking at guns make you want to have sex?
- Xander Harris: I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.