Armin Shimerman credited as playing...
Principal Snyder
- Parent: I'm not waiting for them to open the doors. I'm getting out!
- Joyce Summers: Don't be an idiot.
- Principal Snyder: I'm beginning to see a certain mother/daughter resemblance.
- [Principal Snyder and the Police Chief are surveying the school after the vampire attack]
- Police Chief Bob: I need to say something to the media people.
- Principal Snyder: So?
- Police Chief Bob: So, do you want the usual story? Gang-related? PCP?
- Principal Snyder: What'd you have in mind? The truth?
- Police Chief Bob: Right... Gang-related. PCP.
- [first lines]
- Principal Snyder: A lot of educators tell students, "Think of your principal as your pal." I say, "Think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner." Tell me, who do you think is the most troublesome student in this school?
- [Sheila and Buffy look at one another]
- Principal Snyder: Well, it is quite a match between you two. On the one hand, Buffy hasn't stabbed a horticulture teacher with a trowel.
- Sheila Martini: I didn't stab no one with a trowel. They were pruning shears.
- Principal Snyder: On the other hand, Sheila has never burnt down a school building.
- Buffy Summers: Well, that was never proven. The Fire Marshall said it-it coulda been mice.
- Principal Snyder: Mice.
- Buffy Summers: Mice that were smoking?
- Principal Snyder: The two of you seem to be tied in the class-cutting and fight-starting events. You really are neck and neck here. It's quite exciting.
- Sheila Martini: [smirking] What does the winner get?
- Principal Snyder: Expelled.
- [trying to keep the principal away from her mother at Parent-Teacher night]
- Principal Snyder: Was that your mother?
- Buffy Summers: Here.
- [spills lemonade on purpose]
- Buffy Summers: Oh! Oh, sorry! Um, yeah! Yeah, I was gonna introduce you, but, um, she wouldn't have said much. Y'know, she doesn't speak a word of English.
- [Trapped by vampires in a school room]
- Buffy Summers: You can't go outside. They'll kill you.
- Principal Snyder: You don't tell me. I tell you.
- Buffy Summers: They will kill everybody in this room. Nobody goes out, nobody comes in until I say so. Do you hear me?
- Principal Snyder: Who do you think you are?
- Buffy Summers: I'm the one that knows how to stop them.