- Greg Sanders: Sara, I just want you to know that when we were in the shower together, I didn't see anything.
- Sara Sidle: Really? Gosh, I saw everything...
- Captain Jim Brass: Let me get this straight, Larry. An old man refuses to let you steal his money, so you jack a Hummer and try to run over his taco stand?
- Lawrence Lafontaine: Maybe.
- Gil Grissom: I think this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
- Greg Sanders: This is just like that Edgar Allan Poe story where the victim's heart under the floorboards betrays the murder.
- Gil Grissom: "The Tell-Tale Heart". I thought you didn't like reading the classics.
- Greg Sanders: I do when they're about dismembered bodies.
- David Hodges: How old were you when you first got drunk?
- Nick Stokes: Oh, 16, 17.
- David Hodges: Amortized over a generation, 12 is about right?
- Nick Stokes: So your saying, two generations from now, 4 year olds are just gonna be getting trashed?
- David Hodges: Pre-school graduation parties are going to be off the hook.
- [last lines]
- Gil Grissom: Tough shift, huh?
- Nick Stokes: Just another day in paradise.
- Judy Tremont: [answering the phone] Crime Lab. How can we help you?
- [first lines]
- Officer Metcalf: This is the best taco I ever had.
- Gil Grissom: I'm happy for you both.
- Captain Jim Brass: What, did you piss off Ecklie again? This is a hit and run. I was expecting Greg Sanders.
- Gil Grissom: We're slammed. Everybody's on a case.
- Greg Sanders: No matter how hard you work to get big, there's always someone bigger.
- Sara Sidle: It could be what keeps them going. Like Freud said, "Anatomy is destiny".
- Greg Sanders: What do you think Freud would have to say about one of these being the murder weapon?
- Mrs. Jones: [about Chase; crying] You put your best friend in a... in a dryer, and you turned it on, and you just walked away? What is wrong with you?