George Wendt credited as playing...
Norm Peterson
- Norm Peterson: Doc, hi. I'm Norm Peterson. I have to tell you that my wife is a big fan of yours, sir. Yeah, she reads all those marriage improvement books.
- Dr. Simon Finch-Royce: Great. Have they helped?
- Norm Peterson: They've helped me. It gives her something to do in bed.
- Diane: The man's a quack! Imagine, he had the nerve to say that Sam and I shouldn't get married.
- [adopting a British accent]
- Diane: That we have absolutely nothing in common.
- Norm Peterson: Excuse me, Diane. What exactly do you two have in common?
- Diane: Well, we...
- [can't finish her sentence, and just stares at Sam]
- Carla Tortelli: Wait a minute. Somebody's suggesting that Sam and Diane aren't right for each other. Now where have I heard that before? Of course: my prayers!
- Cliff Clavin: [talking to Simon] So if you Brits ever find yourselves in trouble against, uh, another major Military power like Argentina, don't worry about a thing. We Yanks will be there to bail you out just like we worked on the last two big ones, eh?
- [Simon just gives a quiet, smiling nod, 'masking' his true emotions]
- Norm Peterson: Cliffy! Cliff, there's a gentleman over here that thinks you know absolutely nothing about photosynthesis.
- Cliff Clavin: [getting up] Oh yeah, Norm? Well, I'll straighten him out.