Larry David credited as playing...
Larry David
- Larry: Nice shoes.
- Man in bowling alley: Thanks.
- Larry: I think they're mine.
- Man in bowling alley: You're kidding.
- Larry: Kidding? No, they're my shoes.
- Man in bowling alley: They're your shoes?
- Larry: Yeah.
- Man in bowling alley: How could they be your shoes?
- Larry: How could they be? Because that guy gave them to you by mistake the other day.
- Man in bowling alley: Well that's weird.
- Larry: What? What's weird?
- Man in bowling alley: That he would give me those shoes.
- Larry: No, that's not weird. What's weird is that you would put them on, that's what's weird.
- Man in bowling alley: Aw, you mean it's not weird that he would give me these shoes?
- Larry: No, that's a mistake.
- Man in bowling alley: They're not my shoes and he gave them to me.
- Larry: Yeah, that's a mistake. That's an honest mistake. What's weird is that you would take shoes that don't belong to you and put them on, that's weird.
- Man in bowling alley: Or even weirder that you left without even your shoes.
- Larry: That's not that weird, I had nothing else to wear.
- Man in bowling alley: Well that would be kinda weird.
- Larry: No, that's gonna be weird for you now after I get the shoes back. That'll be weird.
- Larry: Instead of saying nothing they should have just lied to us. Lying is a gesture. It's a courtesy. Lying is a show of respect.
- Larry: Let me tell you something. Nothing, *nothing* gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg. Nothing. I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip ya out. I will flip you out.