Wendy Hoopes credited as playing...
Jane Lane • Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer • Quinn Morgendorffer
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Hey.
- Jane Lane: Hey.
- Daria Morgendorffer: What are you doing here?
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Those really good friends of mine - they totally blew me off. I figured you guys might be here.
- Jane Lane: Well, pull up a bench. We'll order another pie.
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: No, I'll just get a slice. I'm only going to stay a minute.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Wanna borrow my stopwatch?
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Hey, Daria, if you want me to leave, just say so.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Okay, bye now.
- Jane Lane: Hey, come on, Daria. I thought we were going to see a movie.
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: What movie?
- Daria Morgendorffer: It's called "The Big Chick Movie That Appeals Only to Girls and Makes Men and Boys Vomit."
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Hey, Daria, did I say I wanted to go to the movie with you?
- Daria Morgendorffer: No, but you never mentioned wanting to horn in on our pizza time, either.
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Daria, you're so darn pleasant and friendly, I don't see how anyone could resist an evening with you. But just on a crazy whim, I think I'll go home and watch TV by myself.
- Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer: [Helen, Jake and Quinn are all offscreen, leaving the house] Meeting!
- Jake Morgendorffer: Golf!
- Quinn Morgendorffer: Date!
- Daria Morgendorffer: Sarcasm!
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: You like convertibles?
- Jane Lane: Sofas?
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Cars.
- Jane Lane: Why, you got one?
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Umm... no. But the roof of my car IS rusting through.
- Jane Lane: Almost the same thing.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Is Trent up yet?
- Jane Lane: I heard something stirring in his room. I'm hoping it wasn't a family of raccoons.
- Jane Lane: Trent bought a mini-keyboard and a composing program, and he's been up like every night screwing around with it.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Has he played you any of the music he's written?
- Jane Lane: Who said anything about writing music? He sampled the toilet flushing and created an all plumbing version of "Oh Susana".
- Jane Lane: Come on, Daria, Trent will love doing some computer music. It will satisfy the secret techno dance freak hiding beneath that cool, alternative exterior.