Max Guevera / X5-452
Logan Cale
Alec / X5-494
Ames White
Joshua
Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore
Reagan 'Normal' Ronald (as J.C. Mackenzie)
Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin (credit only)
Asha Barlow
Annie Fisher
Moorehead
Director Paul Simms
Zed
Quint
Bug (as Jorgito Vargas Jr.)
Anchorman
Lawyer
Rev. Caldwell
Host
Newswoman
Lieutenant
Bald Cop
Perimeter Cop
Otto
Operative 1
Reporter
T-Shirt Vendor
Sector Cop 1
Sector Cop 2
(voice)