Dylan Neal credited as playing...
Doug Witter
- Doug Witter: [Doug pulls Jack over for speeding] Looks like somebody's in quite the hurry this morning.
- Jack: Sheriff Doug. I'm sorry. I'm late, I'm trying to get to class...
- Doug Witter: Well, I have no choice but to issue you a citation for doing 40 in a 25.
- Jack: Look, I already have all these, these points against my license. D'ya think maybe there's something I could to to... get you to look the other way?
- Doug Witter: May I remind you, Mr. McPhee, that attempting to bribe a public official is a serious offense.
- Jack: Well, you know, I was just hoping I could appeal to your greater sense of compassion?
- Doug Witter: [Doug thinks about it and then leans over and kisses Jack] All right. Just this once I'll let you go with a warning.
- Jack: [Jack puts his hand over Doug's] Thanks, honey.
- Doug Witter: [Doug laughs] No. No - never call me honey.
- Jack: Dude, it's a deserted road. Chill.
- Doug Witter: Don't call me dude, either.
- Jack: All right. Tonight? Uh, dinner later?
- Doug Witter: Yeah. I'll cook. My place.
- Jack: Great. I'll bring the handcuffs... kidding.
- Doug Witter: Yeah, I'll see you. Jack - slow down.
- Jack: Yeah.
- [Jack turns to look at Doug's rear end as he walks back to his sheriff's car]