Steven Culp credited as playing...
Rex Van De Kamp
- Rex Van De Kamp: You're going to ruin his whole future over a little rough housing?
- Bree Van De Kamp: Rex, this was practically assault.
- Rex Van De Kamp: Mrs. Stark, what Andrew did was clearly wrong, but in his defense, his mother and I are going through severe marital problems.
- Bree Van De Kamp: Is that relevant?
- Rex Van De Kamp: Our marriage is disintegrating. Of course Andrew is acting out. He has every right to be angry.
- Bree Van De Kamp: If Andrew is angry about you moving out of the house, then perhaps he should shove your head into a locker!
- Rex Van De Kamp: All I'm saying, is that we need to take some of the responsibility here.
- Bree Van De Kamp: And so does Andrew! Blaming his actions on our problems... which are not so serious... does not help him.
- Rex Van De Kamp: Our problems are serious!
- Bree Van De Kamp: Mrs. Stark, you handle this however you see fit.
- Rex Van De Kamp: Bree, I've gone to an attorney. You're gonna to be served with divorce papers later today.
- Bree Van De Kamp: You went to an attorney?
- Rex Van De Kamp: Yeah! And a good one too!
- Bree Van De Kamp: Well he better be good, because when I'm finished with you, you won't have a cent to your name!
- Rex Van De Kamp: Bring it on!
- Andrew Van De Kamp: What's this about?
- Rex Van De Kamp: You both know that your mother and I have been unhappy for quite a while. And after a lot of soul searching, we've decided it would be better if we got divorced.
- Bree Van De Kamp: But whatever problems your father and I have, it doesn't change the fact that we love you very, very much.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: I've got a question.
- Bree Van De Kamp: Go ahead sweetheart. Ask whatever you want.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Can I live with dad? I mean, c'mon, mom, let's face it. We drive each other crazy.