- Bree Van De Kamp: [after seeing Andrew and Justin in bed together] First of all, I want you to march back upstairs and tell your friend he his no longer welcome in this house.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: But we haven't even had breakfast yet.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: [as Karl pushes him into a wall] What are you doing?
- Karl Mayer: Your father was a friend of mine. And if he were around to see what a nasty little turd you've turned into, he'd knock the hell out of you.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Yeah, well, he's not here now, is he?
- [tries to walk away but Karl forces him back into the wall]
- Karl Mayer: No, he isn't, but if you don't get your act together and start treating your mother with some respect, I'll take care of you myself. Do you understand what I'm saying?
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Yeah.
- Karl Mayer: Good.