Ann Morgan Guilbert credited as playing...
Millie Helper
- Millie Helper: You ready to go to class?
- Laura Petrie: Yeah. Rob will be here in a minute. I just have to finish typing this.
- Millie Helper: Jerry typed mine. The idiot, he typed the whole thing with one hand.
- Laura Petrie: How come?
- Millie Helper: He was holdin' his nose with the other one.
- Millie Helper: You know, maybe I'm a little hard on Jerry. After all, he said I could be a writer because I look a little bit like Joyce Kilmer.
- Laura Petrie: Joyce Kilmer?
- Millie Helper: Yeah, you think so?
- Laura Petrie: Millie, Joyce Kilmer was a man.
- Millie Helper: I'll kill him. I'll kill him.