Scott Grimes credited as playing...
Archie Morris
- Gregory Pratt: [to Morris] Wait. What are you doing, man?
- [Morris unbuttons his shirt, showing off his chest]
- Gregory Pratt: You got extra nipples?
- Archie Morris: Yes! Red hair, porcelain skin and four nipples. You know what gym class was like for me growing up? Hey, nipple boy. Here, here, little piggy. Look, it's the ugly suckling! I heard them all.
- [Ray comes behind the curtain, joining Pratt and Morris]
- Archie Morris: Hey! We don't knock?
- Ray Barnett: On a curtain? What are you guys doing with my patient anyway?
- Gregory Pratt: Nothing. Morris was just showing me his extra pair of nipples.
- Archie Morris: Oh, my God! I can't believe you just violated my doctor-patient privilege!
- Gregory Pratt: I'm not your doctor, Morris and you sure as hell ain't my patient.