Shia LaBeouf credited as playing...
Louis Stevens
- Louis Stevens: Beans is like that policeman in Terminator 2, you know who I'm talking about? I swear, he goes liquid. He can fit through cracks in windows, under doors, through little keyholes!
- Louis Stevens: Here's what we do. I think that we should throw a free concert. But not just any free concert. This free concert will be on the school roof.
- Alan Twitty: That is sweet! You know what, dude, that's not a bad idea. 'Cause the Beatles threw a free concert on the roof once.
- Tawny Dean: And so did U2!
- Louis Stevens: And now, the Twitty Stevens Connection.
- Louis Stevens: What's up, guys.
- Alan Twitty: What's up, dude.
- Louis Stevens: Alright, so here's what I'm thinking. I think we should here really early, right, really early. Like before-school-starts early. Alright? We get our stuff, our equipment, and we send it up on the roof.
- Alan Twitty: Sweet. Hey, what if we were camouflaged?
- Tawny Dean: You know, Twitty, that is a brilliant idea. What if we dress up as giant metal vents to get in with the roof decor?
- Alan Twitty: Yeah, now that I hear it out loud, it does sound kind of stupid.
- Ren Stevens: I have never been in so much trouble before. But it was worth it.
- Louis Stevens: I'm giving her a lot of credit for stepping up. That was very cool. But don't tell her I...
- Ren Stevens: ...said that. I would hate to admit that I actually had fun with Louis.