Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Tricia Takanawa • Sheila • Old Lady • New Quahog Citizen #2
- Randy Newman: [singing about what he sees] Fat man with his kids and dog... Drove in through the morning fog... Hey there, rover, come on over.
- Lois Griffin: Well, it's nice to have music while we eat.
- Randy Newman: Red headed lady reaching for an apple... gonna take a bite... uhh, nope nope... she gonna breath on it first... wipes it on her blouse...
- Randy Newman: [pauses] She takes a bite... chews it once... twice... three times... four times... stops...
- Randy Newman: [Lois glares at him] Saliva working... takes a long hard look at Randy... Five times... Fat ol' husband walkin' over.
- Lois Griffin: Let's get the hell out of here.
- Randy Newman: They walkin' down the road... left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, lef...
- [Lois throws the apple at him]
- Peter Griffin: [Peter is trying to convince Lois that the world is ending and trying to get her to go to the basement, but Lois is refusing] Honey, are you pregnant?
- Lois Griffin: No, why?
- [Shoves Lois down the stairs]
- [Peter has just eaten all the dehydrated food rations]
- Lois Griffin: Peter, you just ate a year's worth of food!
- Peter Griffin: Huh. What a waste of money. I'm still hungry.
- [Peter drinks a glass of water, then immediately balloons to several times his size]
- Peter Griffin: Everybody leave. I have to poop. *NOW!*
- [the family runs away]
- Lois Griffin: Look, Peter, people!
- Jorad: Halt!
- Peter Griffin: Uh-oh!
- Jorad: I am Jorad. I and my band of highway warriors control this territory. Do you have any food?
- Peter Griffin: Ah, no, that that's why we're on the road.
- Jorad: Then you may not pass until you answer the following question. Name something you take on a picnic.
- Meg Griffin: A blanket!
- Brian Griffin: Potato salad!
- Chris Griffin: Chicken!
- Lois Griffin: Merlot
- Stewie Griffin: A dead Lois!
- Peter Griffin: Ah, ah, ah, okay, ah, we're gonna go with potato salad.
- Jorad: Show me potato salad!
- [points at sky. Peter and Lois look. Jorad and Highway warriors look]
- Peter Griffin: [whispers] Maybe we should go now.
- [Peter and Lois back away slowly]
- Meg Griffin: Yeah, why are we here in this bomb shelter when I could be getting felt up by Kevin?
- Lois Griffin: Now don't give it to him all at once, honey, make him work for it.
- Peter Griffin: The end of the world is comin'. Get in your radiation suits.
- Lois Griffin: We are not missing a once-in-a-lifetime event because of some wacko doomsday theory.