Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin • Barbara Pewterschmidt • Thomas' Wife
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
Family Guy
Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Barbara Pewterschmidt • Thomas' Wife
- Peter Griffin: Hey. Nice job out there tonight, Chris. You wiped the floor with that towel.
- Chris Griffin: Yo! Did y'all check me when that hottie was all up in my Kool-Aid? Yeah. I was looking to break off a little somethin'-somethin' but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she's all about the bling-bling.
- [Peter stops the car]
- Lois Griffin: Peter, what's wrong?
- Peter Griffin: He's speaking in tongues, Lois! Our son is possessed!
- [hands a book to Meg]
- Peter Griffin: Meg, start at Psalm 41 and don't start reading until I tell you!
- [sprays holy water on Chris]
- Peter Griffin: The power of Christ compels you!
- [Chris screams]
- Peter Griffin: The power of Christ compels you!
- [Chris continues screaming]
- Lois Griffin: Peter, stop! He's not possessed!
- Meg Griffin: Yeah, he's just talking street. Lots of kids do it.
- Peter Griffin: Oh. Well, that's kinda weird.
- Lois Griffin: Peter, it's just a phase. You've gone through a few yourself, you know.
- Brian Griffin: Yeah, like those two weeks you spent narrating your own life.
- [flashback]
- Peter Griffin: I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course, I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow, I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately, I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with a long fatigue of a weary life.
- [Lois punches Peter, then leaves; later at nighttime]
- Peter Griffin: I awoke several hours later in a daze.
- Peter Griffin: Lois, come see what I did with the money your dad gave me.
- Lois Griffin: Oh my God. You turned the den into Pee Wee's Playhouse?
- Peter Griffin: [singing] Come on, get up / Knock off your napping / It's a crazy, messed up place where anything can happen / There's a chair that freakin' talks. Hey look! / There's some fish that give advice. Holy crap / It's screwey at Peter's Playhouse. Ha ha ha. Watch this, Lois.
- [to Brian]
- Peter Griffin: OK say it
- Brian Griffin: [as Jambi the Genie] Mekka-lekka-hi, mekka-hinie - God, I hate you so much.
- Lois Griffin: Peter, that reparation money should be going to worthy black charity.
- Peter Griffin: Lois, the King of Cartoons will be here in 5 minutes. I will not have you embarrass me.
- Lois Griffin: Peter, you're acting ridiculous.
- Peter Griffin: [everyone screams, "Ridiculous" flashes at the bottom of the screen] You said the secret word!