Kellie Shanygne Williams credited as playing...
Laura Winslow
- Ted: I'm sorry, Laura. Look, I know it's asking a lot, but can we wipe the slate clean; start over?
- Steven Quincy Urkel: No way!
- Laura Lee Winslow: I don't know, Ted.
- Steven Quincy Urkel: She doesn't know, Ted!
- Laura Lee Winslow: I'll have to think about it.
- Steven Quincy Urkel: She has to think about it!
- Laura Lee Winslow: But it'll be real hard to forgive the fact that you boosted your rep by ruining mine.
- Steven Quincy Urkel: Oh, you're history, Bub.
- Laura Lee Winslow: Steve, I'll handle this conversation myself, okay?
- Steven Quincy Urkel: She'll handle this conversation herself, okay?
- Steven Quincy Urkel: Well, if you're not busy tomorrow night, why don't you and I rent a movie, we'll turn down the lights, and engage in a little lip-wrestling.
- Laura Lee Winslow: I can't. I'm going out with Ted Curren.
- Steven Quincy Urkel: Again? Buy why?
- Laura Lee Winslow: Well, he's good-looking, and varsity athlete, and the most popular guy in school.
- Steven Quincy Urkel: Yeah, but take all that away and what have you got?
- Laura Lee Winslow: You.