Meredith Baxter credited as playing...
Elyse Keaton
- [first lines]
- Alex P. Keaton: [watching a slide show from a 1960s protest] I can't believe you guys could watch this - you look ridiculous!
- Steven Keaton: Half a million people, trying to stop a senseless war! You find that ridiculous?
- Alex P. Keaton: I'm talkin' about the outfits.
- Mallory Keaton: I'm dying. I'm dying! Promise me you'll never show these when my friends are here. Promise - or I'm leaving home right now.
- Elyse Keaton: Mallory, that was history in the making. There were people from every state in the union at that protest!
- Alex P. Keaton: What were you protesting? Good grooming?
- Jennifer Keaton: ...Mommy, you look so pretty - like an Indian princess.
- Elyse Keaton: That's your father, dear... There I am!
- Jennifer Keaton: You look almost as pretty as Daddy... Daddy, how long ago was that?
- Steven Keaton: That was very long ago... in a galaxy far, far away.