Ardal O'Hanlon credited as playing...
Father Dougal McGuire
- [Ted is trying to explain that he isn't a racist, by buying drinks for Chinese men. He raises his glass]
- Father Ted: To China!
- [everybody cheers]
- Chinese man: [raising his glass] To Craggy Island!
- [everybody cheers]
- Father Ted: More drink!
- [everybody cheers]
- Bar tender: I'm sorry, the bar's closed.
- [everybody cheers]
- Father Ted: How about we all go back to my place for a drink?
- [everybody cheers]
- Father Dougal: Wait, I need to go to the toilet first.
- [everybody cheers]