Jewel Staite credited as playing...
Kaylee Frye
- Kaylee: You couldn't possibly!
- Dr. Simon Tam: No, I wish I was lying. I just - you know, we'd all ust made surgeon. That was it. We were the elite. The world was ours, you know?
- Kaylee: So - so you had to be naked?
- Dr. Simon Tam: Naked, yes. And, uh, on top of the statue of Hippocrates. Can you just picture me?
- Kaylee: What, naked? Oh, well, hmm. Let's see. I'm gonna have to conjure up, uh yeah, that's - that's gonna be difficult.
- [laughing]
- Kaylee: So, did the Feds come?
- Dr. Simon Tam: Mm. There were no Feds. Until I started singing.
- Kaylee: [laughs] Oh, no.
- Dr. Simon Tam: No, this - this is not funny. This is a morality tale about the evils of sake.
- [Sees River, his thoughts are heard]
- Dr. Simon Tam: I would be there right now.
- [Speaking and laughing again]
- Dr. Simon Tam: I mean, it was - it was - it was either - it was either that or National Anthem. I - reports vary.
- Kaylee: You don't remember any of this?
- Dr. Simon Tam: I remember talking the Feds out of telling my father. Or - or paying the Feds out telling my father. I get fuzzy on aspects.
- Jubal Early: You ever been raped?
- [Kaylee looks at him in shock]
- Kaylee: The captain is right down that hallway he can hear you...
- Jubal Early: The captain's locked in his quarters. They all are. There's nobody can help you. Say it.
- [she begins to cry]
- Kaylee: There's - there's nobody can help me.
- Jubal Early: I'm gonna tie you up now. And you know what I'm gonna do then?
- [shakes her head]
- Jubal Early: I'm gonna give you a present. Get rid of a problem you've got. And I won't touch you in any wrong fashion, nor hurt you at all, unless you make some kind of ruckus. You throw a monkey wrench into my dealings in any way, your body is forfeit. Ain't nothing but a body to me. And I can find all unseemly manner of use for it.