Frasier (TV Series)

Can't Buy Me Love (1994)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• [Niles watches Martin working out a chess problem] 

  Niles : Uh-uh.

  [Martin reaches for another piece] 

  Niles : Mmm-mmm.

  Martin : All right, what would you do?

  Niles : Well, for starters, I'd take that corn-nut off the board.

  Martin : That corn-nut's my bishop. Eddie ate the real one.

  Niles : In that case, Corn-nut to Rook Seven.