- Dr. Frasier Crane: [after insulting his date] Please don't go. Child development is not my thing. My specialty is adult relations.
- Kristina Harper: Well, you won't be having any of those tonight.
- [Niles watches Martin working out a chess problem]
- Niles: Uh-uh.
- [Martin reaches for another piece]
- Niles: Mmm-mmm.
- Martin: All right, what would you do?
- Niles: Well, for starters, I'd take that corn-nut off the board.
- Martin: That corn-nut's my bishop. Eddie ate the real one.
- Niles: In that case, Corn-nut to Rook Seven.
- Renata Harper: Hello? Hey, Tiffany.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Tiffany? I thought you just spoke to Tiffany!
- Renata Harper: That was Tiffany Schwartz. This is Tiffany Martinez.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Celebrate the ethnic mosiac that is America, but nonetheless...
- [takes phone and hangs up]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You know, I have a son. I'd hate to think by the time he's your age, he thinks of me as some sort of, um...
- Renata Harper: Dweeb?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Thank you.
- Renata Harper: Brace yourself.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [Daphne has just bought Bulldog] Oh my God, Daphne, why?
- Daphne: Things were slowing down, so your father asked me to shill. I opened at 100. Who knew that would be the only bid.
- Daphne: [drinking with Bulldog in a limo] I love champagne, but it makes me tipsy, but that's the beauty of riding in a limo, unless of course the driver's been drinking. I'll check.
- [picks up phone]
- Daphne: You're not drinking, are you?
- [to Bulldog]
- Daphne: He says he's not. So, let's drink to the driver not drinking. Did I mention this is my first time in a limo? Yes of course I did.
- Kristina Harper: I hope you didn't go to too much trouble... you rented a restaurant trolley.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No no, I own it. Don't tell me you don't have one of them.