Frasier (TV Series)

Four for the Seesaw (1997)

Megan Mullally: Beth Armstrong

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Quotes 

• Frasier : You know, I think the key to a good kitchen is comfort.

  Beth Armstrong : Well, that's a whole current trend - a living room feel in the kitchen.

  Niles : Except of course with our father, who favors a kitchen feel in the living room.

• Frasier : Niles, I can't take this anymore.

  Niles : These women are as inscrutable as sphinxes.

  Frasier : Yes. Since we've got here all they've done is send us the most veiled, cloaked, cryptic messages. Can't they just give us one clear signal?

  Beth Armstrong : [enters]  Well, I'm off to bed. Niles, are you coming?

  [exits to bedroom] 

  Niles : [missing the implication]  Curse these infernal riddles!

• Martin Crane : So, you've been out on a double date, huh?

  Beth Armstrong : Well, sort of. We met this afternoon and the next thing we knew, your sons were taking us out to dinner and then to the Seattle Rep.

  Martin Crane : Oh, what did you see?

  Laura Paris : 'The Man Who Came To Dinner.' It's about a bad-tempered invalid that moves into these people's house and just drives them crazy.

  Martin Crane : Oh, comedy?

  Frasier : I used to think so.