Jane Leeves credited as playing...
Daphne Moon
- Daphne Moon: Am I glad you're home.
- Martin Crane: What's wrong?
- Daphne Moon: Dr. Crane! Ever since he came back from his job interview he seemed awfully depressed. In fact, he's as bad as I've ever seen him!
- Dr. Niles Crane: Oh, I guess it didn't go well.
- Daphne Moon: I gather not. He mumbled something about it being worse than the Dresden premiere of Schumann's Second Symphony.
- Dr. Niles Crane: [alarmed] And you left him alone?
- Daphne Moon: Hey, how was the police auction?
- Martin Crane: Oh, you didn't miss anything.
- Dr. Niles Crane: [gleefully] I made out like a bandit! Those drug lords have the most incredible taste: Christophle, silver, Limoges. Oh, Morivors crystal. If I ever get married again, I'm going to register there.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [Having Daphne read his school newsletter] Scott Alexander, what's he been up to?
- Daphne Moon: [reads] Wife, kids, has his own computer software business.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Nancy Curds.
- Daphne Moon: [reads] Mother of three, successful physician, has invented a drug that may aid in the treatment of cancer.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Ah! Cure for cancer! Won't they be green with envy when I trump them with this little story about my life: Frasier Crane, unattached, unemployed, and living with his father. He spends his days scrubbing his oven, and is anxiously awaiting his upcoming tooth cleaning!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Daphne, would you assist me, please?
- [hands her a paper]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: This is my school newsletter.
- Daphne Moon: [reads] The Bryce Academy Crier.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Which, coincidentally, was Frasier's nickname his first year there.