Bradley Whitford credited as playing...
Stu
- Stu: I've been dating my girlfriend for six years and she keeps bugging me about moving in. But I know as soon as she does, my freedom is gone. Everything's got to be in the hamper. I can't eat over the sink. Can't just go out whenever my buddies call. That's a lot to give up.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Okay, Stu, how old are you?
- Stu: Well, the calendar says 47, but I feel 18, right?
- Roz Doyle: 47?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Now, Roz.
- Roz Doyle: I have a suggestion for you, Stu. Grow the hell up!
- Stu: What? I'm sorry?
- Roz Doyle: I'm 38 and I feel 38. Now I know we're all supposed to act like perpetual teenagers these days, but you know what? I like acting my age. I like being a mom. I like having a career. And I like balancing my checkbook, When did it become such a bad thing to be an adult?
- Stu: Uh, Dr. Crane? Hello?
- Roz Doyle: Don't get me wrong. I had a great time when I was younger. I did. But after a while that way of life just seems... empty. You have to go deeper and commit to things that really matter to you. Believe me, when you do that, you'll find out how amazing and rich life can be.
- Stu: Hey, I know that voice. You were at Zoo the other night. You told me you were 29.