David Hyde Pierce credited as playing...
Dr. Niles Crane
- Harvest: A natural childbirth needn't be painful.
- Roz Doyle: It needn't be, but it be.
- Daphne Moon: How painful?
- Roz Doyle: Would you have a tooth pulled without Novocaine?
- Daphne Moon: No.
- Roz Doyle: Well, a tooth is ONLY this big.
- Harvest: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you wanted to be emotionally present for the birth of your baby. But I see that you just want somebody to dope you up, strap you down, and yank it out.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Oh, no, no, wait, wait, wait, don't go.
- Daphne Moon: Yes, our friend was just leaving.
- Roz Doyle: All right. You're right, I'm sorry. This is a private matter.
- [strokes Daphne's head supportively]
- Roz Doyle: You need to do what's right for you.
- [Daphne nods, smiling - and Roz yanks a hair out of her head]
- Daphne Moon: Ow!
- Roz Doyle: Times a million.
- Dr. Niles Crane: You're doing fairly well by this matchmaker.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh, hardly. A monkey throwing darts at the Seattle phone book would find me a better mate.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Peanut butter and carrots? Well, somebody's pregnancy cravings are kicking in.
- Dr. Niles Crane: I know, I just can't help myself.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Niles! Couvade syndrome?
- Dr. Niles Crane: We just call it love.