Shirley Prestia credited as playing...
Saleswoman
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Hello. I'd like to return this purse.
- Saleswoman: I'm terribly sorry but this was a sale item and we have a no-return policy. You wife didn't like it?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, I'm not married at the moment.
- Saleswoman: Girlfriend?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, no, no, no girlfriend either, in fact I don't have time to go into all my other non-existent relationships, it was a gift for a friend.
- Saleswoman: Ah, well, perhaps your
- [suggestively]
- Saleswoman: FRIEND would like to make it work with some matching shoes. We have up to size thirteen.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: This really was a gift, and I would thank you when you said the word "friend" not to italicize it!
- Frasier: Hello. I'd like to return this purse.
- Saleswoman: I'm terribly sorry but this was a sale item and we have a no-return policy. You wife didn't like it?
- Frasier: Well, I'm not married at the moment.
- Saleswoman: Girlfriend?
- Frasier: No, no, no, no girlfriend either. In fact I don't time to go into all my other non-existent relationships. It was a gift for a friend.
- Saleswoman: Ah, well, perhaps your "friend" would like to make it work with some matching shoes. We have up to size thirteen.
- Frasier: This really was a gift, and I would thank you when you said the word "friend" not to italicize it!