David Hyde Pierce credited as playing...
Dr. Niles Crane
- Daphne Moon: [answering the phone] Crane residence. Oh, no, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone. May I take a message? Oh, nice language, that! I hope you don't eat with that mouth.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Daphne... Daphne, excuse me.
- [Niles takes the phone]
- Dr. Niles Crane: Now see here, how dare you speak to a lady that way! Yes, well, that's no excuse, ma'am. Oh! Only a coward makes threats over the phone. I dare you to come here and say that to my face!
- [sardonic chuckle]
- Dr. Niles Crane: Never you mind where I live.
- [Niles hangs up]