Paul Rugg credited as playing...
Freakazoid • Paul Harvey
- Freakazoid: [while making a 'Flying sound', runs in front of, and past, Candle Jack and Steff, goes off screen, then runs back on screen backwards, pauses, and runs toward them] Well if it isn't...
- Steff, Dr. Gunther Hunterhanker, Additional Voices: *No!*
- Freakazoid: What? I was just gonna say...
- Steff, Dr. Gunther Hunterhanker, Additional Voices: *No!*
- Dr. Gunther Hunterhanker: Don't say it!
- Freakazoid: Don't say what?
- Steff: Don't say his name!
- Freakazoid: You mean don't say 'Candle Jack'?
- Steff: [screen wipes] Freakazoid, why did you say his name?
- Freakazoid: 'Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things like, you remember in F-Troop where Agarn says "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress, absolutely not! No dress!" and Forrest Tucker's like "Yeah your wearin' that dress! Your gonna wear that dress!" and then they wipe
- [makes a scene wiping noise]
- Freakazoid: and Agarn's wearin a dress.
- [shows Agarn wearing the dress]
- Candle Jack: Oh, I love that bit. There, I'll be right back, I've got to go charter a bus. Believe it or not.
- Steff: Thanks.
- [kisses Freakazoid]
- Our Narrator: SCREAM!
- [someone screams]
- Freakazoid: Knock it off!
- Freakazoid: [in a somewhat more heroic voice] Well I better be going, for somewhere there are wrongs to right. There are foes to fight. There are little chunks of carrot in your teeth.
- [normal voice]
- Freakazoid: I'd have that taken care of it can lead to insanity.
- Steff: [licks her teeth] When will I see you again?
- Freakazoid: Well, if I know my cartoons, and, I do, I'll be back later on to rescue you from something *Really* horrible! Bye-Bye!
- Freakazoid: The scariest thing in the world would be if they gave Sinbad another TV show.
- Kids: Aaaah!