Linda Cardellini credited as playing...
Lindsay Weir
- Lindsay Weir: [about Tuba Girl] Oh, my God.
- Ken Miller: What?
- Lindsay Weir: You really like her, don't you?
- Ken Miller: I feel odd.
- Sam Weir: Uh, dad, can I have an Atari from my birthday?
- Harold Weir: An a-what-ee?
- Sam Weir: Atari.
- Harold Weir: What the heck is that?
- Jean Weir: That's one of those expensive video games, isn't it?
- Sam Weir: No, no, it's not expensive!
- Harold Weir: Yeah, well, whatever it costs, it's a waste of money. And time. You know, the welfare rolls are full of video game players.
- Lindsay Weir: No, they're not.
- Harold Weir: Well, they're gonna be. Trust me.
- Lindsay Weir: [after Ken mocks Tuba Girl] Hey, at least she knows how to play an instrument.
- Ken Miller: That's not playing an instrument. It's like blowing into a toilet!
- Lindsay Weir: It sounds better than your singing.
- Ken Miller: Lindsay, here's an idea. How about you break up our band so you can go make out with Nick? Oh, wait, you already did that, that's right.
- Lindsay Weir: So who's Wendy Franklin?
- Kim Kelly: Ugh, long story. Let's just say she's a cheap little slut that Daniel made out with while we were broken up.
- Lindsay Weir: But it's over with her, right?
- Kim Kelly: Lindsay, that's not the point. He did it with her at the Laser Dome. Now he wants to go there with me?
- Lindsay Weir: So, are you going?
- Kim Kelly: Well, yeah. I mean, what else am I gonna do?